Origin Of The Species

A little girl asked her mother, "How did the human race come about?"

The mother answered:

"God made Adam and Eve and they had children

and all mankind came from them."

Two days later she asks her father the same question.

The father answered:

"Many years ago there were monkeys,

and we developed from them."

The confused girl returns to her mother and says:

"Mummy, how is it possible that you told me that we were

created by God and Daddy says we developed from monkeys?"

The mother answers:

"Well dear, it is very simple....

...I told you about the origin of my side of the family,

and

your father told you about his."

The author of this blog does not endorse the fathers explanation. Hat tip to Dale Durst.