While You are in the Hospital....

While You are in the Hospital here are the top 10 things to do to help you pass the time of day!

10. Send a message in Morse code with your call button.

9. See how many items you can identify on your food tray.

8. Act out in sign language to a new nurse.

7. Catch up on all the sleep you didn't get as a teenager.

6. Call up one of those home shopping networks and tell them you are just looking.

5. As an act of rebellion remove the tag from your hospital mattress.

4. Want a private room? Grab a hairbrush and sing "My Funny Valentine" to your roommate over and over.

3. Put your gown on backwards and start walking toward the lobby with your hands held out pretending to sleep walk.

2. Wander up and down the hall and asking "Has anyone seen my monkey?"

....and the number 1 thing to do while you are in the hospital is:
Rest up, listen to your Doctor and get better soon.


Ok.... this might be pretty corny, but one of the gentleman in my church got this while in the hospital and I got a chuckle out of it.