Saturday, June 20, 2009

Fixing a Smashed Finger

You have something broke? Bring it on over. If we can't fix it we promise you will leave in no less shape than when you arrived. Smashed finger? Just set it on the vise, shut your eyes and I will heat up a paper clip cherry red with MAPP gas and relieve the pressure under your nail. It doesn't even hurt. I Promise! Blaine Cosner is happy customer number 374. Maybe I should not call him a customer since he did not pay or leave a tip. The smile on his face I guess was a good payment.



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